Ever been mid-haircut at the salon when you suddenly realise you need to take a shit?

Been standing for three-and-a-half hours in line for concert tickets when it suddenly dawns upon you that lunch at Taco Bell may not have been such a great idea?

In an important business meeting, busting for a Number #2; but you’re desperately pressed for time?

Then Big Pharma’s “Dump-On-The-Go” is just what you need!!

~~ ❌❌ — CUSTOMER REVIEWS — ❌❌ ~~

“Take it from me! I work AND I’m a mum and I just simply don’t have the time to use the bathroom when I’m taking a shit! At Parent-Teacher interviews, Dump-On-The-Go was an absolute life-saver!” 👍🏻💁🏼

“During my daily one-hour commute to uni was the first time I used Dump-On-The-Go. Never again will I shit in between train carriages. Thank you Dump-On-The-Go!” ☝🏻👨🏻‍💻

“I’m a patisserie chef and two minutes can mean all the difference between smooth whipped cream and undesired butter. Since setting up Dump-On-The-Go in the bakery, overwhipped cream is a thing of the past! I highly recommend it!” 🙏🏻👩🏻‍🍳

Just sit… 🚽 ➖ And shit… 💩 ➖ It’s lit! 🔥😎

(This is satirical ~Nic~)

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